my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you